Short Back And Sides Please…COSMOPOLIS Review

โCosmopolisโ is the latest film from David Cronenberg and he is back with a bang literally. Cronenberg has in recent years has went a little more conventional with โEastern Promisesโ and the more recent โA Dangerous Methodโ. This is fine and good but they lack the weirdness of earlier films like โVideodromeโ, โDead Ringersโ, โNaked Lunchโ and โCrashโ. A quote that explains my indifference to newer Cronenberg is by Hunter S. Thompson โit never got weird enough for meโ. I do absolutely love his masterful โA History of Violenceโ but besides that it really hasnโt. Itโs based on the novel by Don DeLillo, which I literally finished 2 hours before I saw the film.
โCosmopolisโ tells the story of a day in the life Robert Packer (Robert Pattinson) who is a multi billionaire at least who lives in a massive apartment complex. He simply wants a haircut but the US president in town, a dead rapperโs funeral is in operation, somebody wants him dead and anti-capitalist protests. These events are making New York City even harder to get drive in his huge limo than normal but he insists on having his haircut to the annoyance of his security.
The film is an odyssey into the mind of a man literally on the edge on his sanity who is deliberately losing billions betting against the yen. He meets many people on the way and has numerous sexual encounters with different women on his odyssey. Packer is man without any emotional connection to anything except possibly this special barbershop he must go too.
The film will divide audiences like no other since โSouthland Talesโ. A lot of people will simply not get what Cronenberg is trying to do with โCosmopolisโ, itโs basically a piece of science fiction without any SF. One of the reasons Robert Pattinson may have been casted as Packer is because he is basically a vampire. One of the key lines in the film is โyour already deadโ which is Parker is a nutshell. Packer is the image of capitalism psychosis in work, he has no interest in money at this point he just buys stuff cause he can. He risks his clients and his money simply for the fact he can. This makes in a way a lot more similar to something in tone to โCrashโ which deals with a similar themes (lack of emotion connection and a world and people on the brink of self destruction) and is also a sci-fi film but not. They both also feature the majority of the scene time in a car and Croneberg is a well-known gearhead.
The film is extremely relevant especially in the aftermath of a post-2008 financial crisis world even the novel was written in 2003. Parker is deliberately committing financial suicide because he doesnโt care anymore and is already dead so to speak. There are anti-capitalist protests, which Parker gets caught up in and in a way Parker gets off on this. He wants the destruction of mankind and also he meets his match to speak figuratively and literally in the climax of the film.
The film and specifically the limo is utterly artificial looking throughout which certainly brings to mind some of the artificial backgrounds of โeXistenZโ. The background of NYC looks otherworldly and utter fake but this is the point, itโs deliberately alienating. Pattinsonโs world in his limo (he works there, he fucks there, he eats there) and most of the filmโs action takes place there.
The language will also turn a lot of people off. Like so many things in the film itโs deliberately off putting, itโs very wordy and very unrealistic but thatโs the intent and itโs taken pretty much word for word from the novel. Itโs about people isolated from the outer world and become increasing interested in themselves and themselves only and after all he wants the most vain thing a damn haircut.
Robert Pattinson is quite astonishing the role as Packer, he is ice cold and inhumane in the best possible way and almost alien like as in David Bowie in โThe Man Who Fell To Earthโ. He perfectly captures the psychosis of a man who has everything but wants nothing except he has a death wish. The supporting cast is very fine throughout with Paul Giamatti and Juliette Bincohe as highlights.
I donโt think the film will have a wide audience but very Cronenberg films have one except for โThe Flyโ. โTwilightโ fans will obviously not understand it one bit and will be turned off by which was evident in my screening I attended. Critics have been completely mixed even though a lot have praised Pattinsonโs turn. I think itโs a truly fascinating but deliberately artificial film about a manโs descend into pure unadulterated nihilism but no the cheerful entertaining nihilism of โFight Clubโ but something much more sinister. After a string of very fine films recently I think I may have found an early contender for film of the year. A lot will hate but if you can get what Cronenberg is trying to do you will be engrossed even with it’s deliberately alienating cinematic devices.
Ian Schultz
Rating:15
UK Release Date: 15 June 2012
Directed By:David Cronenberg
Cast: Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, Paul Giamatti, Sarah Gadon
Cosmopolis Official UK Trailer Published via LongTail.tv
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