Christmas is upon us all and you’ll hope that all those last minute presents have now been bought, hopefully wrapped and now your sitting down with your feet up drinking your favourite tipple. There’s nothing worst forgetting someone especially if it’s a kid so stress could be tenfold and could be even embarrassing if you take the quick cheap route. We’re not having a go at anyone’s income but sometimes going really cheap you could end up buying toys that are very inappropriate,
These days video games, music videos, fashion seem to get the blame for sexualisation of our kids or them growing up too quick so maybe a second look at those toys your granny or Uncle John bought you. Minds will wonder, apologies if your offended, naught fun  at a list of flawed probably knocked off toys…
Pole Dancing Doll
If you ever wondered why our little sister was wanting a copy of your Motley Crue Mp3 ‘Girls Girls Girls’ as well as wearing platform heels, it’s because its for her new Poll Dancing Doll! Yes Parents forget about that University cash saving account at your local West Brom Building Society account, she has chosen her future career.
Pooping ‘ I Love Rainbows’ Unicorns
If Dorothy Of Kansas City got this toy for Christmas she would be shocked to learn that poop is at the end of the rainbow! Yes this is toy unicorns pooping sweets, what next sherbet ‘urinating’ Minotaurs?
E.T Finger Light
Now if E.T is phoning home Mum may know where home is, next to his new buddies the rabbit and John Holmes enough said about that one, apart from batteries are included!
Dora Aquapet
This is one toy that will give your great aunt Matilda a heart attack, your mum laughing and your little girl wondering what all the fuss is all about. Whilst your Dad goes into overprotective mode for his little princess realising that the type of ‘toy’ Dora Explorer Aquapet looks like is something she will only ‘explore’ when she’s a adult.
Punisher Shape shifter
There’s two ways you can look at this the clean way or the rude way .Dad has a place to keep his electric screwdriver or Marvel’s greatest vigilante Punisher has a big gun. Others may think he has a big crotch, now wash your mouth out with soap.
Wolverine Vinyl Hammer
Ok girls I mean girls (&ladies) of the adult variety this is one toy that your mind will drift into erotic fantasy mode if you dream of one moment alone with a certain Hugh Jackman aka Wolverine. Obviously this toy needs to be blown up just the designer didn’t take long enough about where to put the nozzle, calm down tigress!
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