Dark Shadows Review (2012)

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Dark Shadows is Tim Burtonโs latest film and itโs based on the legendary 70s cult Gothic soap opera but the film is played for laughs. Iโve not been fond of Tim Burtonโs post-Big Fish with his version of Alice In Wonderland being the lowest point.
The story starts in 1760 and itโs about Barnabas Collins (played by Johnny Depp), a wealthy playboy who breaks the heart of the witch Angelique Bouchard (played by Eva Green) when he goes out with Josette du Pres. Angelique makes Josette commit suicide by jumping off a mountain ledge and she curses Barnabas to become a vampire and is buried alive in a chained coffin.
Fast forward to 1972 and Barnabas is accidently freed from his coffin by some construction workers. Barnabas goes back to his family mansion and finds it occupied by his dysfunctional descendants and hired hands Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer), Roger Collins (Johnny Lee Miller), Carolyn Stoddard (Chloรซ Grace Moretz), David Collins (Gulliver McGrath), Mrs. Johnson (Ray Shirley) and Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter). Angelique is still alive after pretending to be many generations of her family. Barnabas decides to try to restore his familyโs name and rebuild their fishing business. Angelique decides to plot her revenge and win him back.
The film is clearly a vanity project for both Tim Burton and Johnny Depp (who is a producer) and clearly love the show. It kinda plays like a Goth 70s sex comedy and itโs really not for kids. It has this strange tug of war between very board humour and much darker stuff like Barnabas murdering hippies. The film is much more in tone with Tim Burtonโs earlier films Beetlejuice and Mars Attacks! (I actually saw it in the cinema when it came out) which both Iโve always really liked.
Itโs all very quirky which can be annoying and it is at times. Itโs nice to see a film that makes the kids are messed and weird and thatโs a good thing, a flashback involves a kid being sent to a mental hospital and she is the main love interest.
Johnny Deppโs performance can be annoying at times. Itโs not as bad as the post-1st Pirates films or his horrible Willy Wonka performance. Itโs the best thing he has done with Tim Burton since Sleepy Hollow. All of the supporting cast are pretty damn good especially Chloรซ Grace Moretz, Michelle Pfeiffer and Eva Green. It also includes a pretty amusing cameo from Alice Cooper in a party scene.
Itโs designed to the inch of itโs life like all of Tim Burtonโs stuff and itโs obviously nice to look at. Itโs got all the gothic buildings and twisted Tim Burton trees that we have came to use to with Tim Burtonโs work.
The script is all over the place and itโs not as funny as it should and does have this strange mixture of sex comedy humour and much darker themes. Itโs over the top but thatโs from the source material. Itโs terribly flawed but compared to Tim Burtonโs last 4 films itโs Citizen Kane and itโs a perfectly fine 2 hours at the cinema.
I donโt think Dark Shadows will be successful at all and the reviews have been pretty negative and box office wise it seems like it will a bit of a bomb and thatโs a good thing. I hope Tim Burton will then rethink his career and make something smaller and as good as Ed Wood.
Ian Schultz
Rating: 12A
UK Release Date: 11th May, 2012
Director:Tim Burton
Cast:Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green,
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